Hi there! My name is Courtney and I am actually the creator of this entire website! I HAND CODED all the HTML, CSS, and JavaScript for this thing (with a little help from my good ole friend ChatGPT). I use this website to express myself bc everyone is boring and only uses instagram.

If you dont like my website theres plenty of othes like hotairballoons.com or nutsandbolts.com. If you're overwhelmed, take a walk down MEMORY LANE.

Now that thats out of the way... all you need to know about me is I am trying my best. But learn more below

Things I Like

• Music (especially live)
• Making my hyperspecific playlists
• Running around outside (in a frolicking way)
• Making my own website (obviously)
• Yapping (I do this ALL the time)
• Swimming in the ocean
• Boat watching
• Singing in my car (this one is secret don't tell anyone)
• Coffee, specifically cold brew or flat whites
• Sweet treats (my teeth do not agree)
• Writing in my journal
• Wearing silly t-shirts
• Laying in the sun
• Funky key chains
• Immature stickers meant for children
• White chocolate (controversial!)
• CAVA!! AND THEIR DATE VINAIGRETTE
• Doodling
• Pretending
• Gold jewelry
• Trinkets with no functionality
• Floor time
• Instagram reels (but do I?)
• Brandy Melville
• The PNW
• The color periwinkle
• A fresh manicure or hair appointment
• Diet Coke and Diet Dr Pepper
• A crisp margarita
• A sunny afternoon
• Expensive seafood
• matching PJs
• a good hug

Things I Hate

• Hangovers
• Throwing up
• Being sticky
• Car problems
• Being perceived
• Losing and misplacing things
• Social media
• Not being good at something immediately
• Acne and mosquito bites
• Being itchy
• Cooking
• People who dislike my handmade bracelets
• Headaches
• Bare walls
• Existential dread
• Always feeling like I'm gonna pass out
• TRAFFIC AND LINES
• SLOW WALKERS
• INDOOR MALLS
• Doctors
• Not being able to copy/paste from an eTextbook
• Sunday deadlines
• Neon athletic clothing
• 0.9mm lead mechanical pencils
• Amusement parks (but great for people watching)
• Children screaming in indoor public places
• Plastic tupperware
• Loose outlets
• WIDE RULED PAPER
• Menus with calories listed
• Wearing my glasses
• Stuffy nose
• WHEN MY CLOTHES GET CAUGHT ON DOOR KNOBS
• Being late
• Tangled messy exposed wires
• Flickering fluorescent lights
• Swollen eyes and styes
• Making appointments over the phone
• Clicking noises
• Dead AirPods
• Rae Dunn home merchandise
• LED headlights
• My (old) hideous beige carpeting

COURTNEY FAST FACTS

ASL: 23, Female, Boston
Height: 5' 10"
Eye color: Brown
Hometown: Midlothian, VA
Blood type: A+ (just like my grades)
SSN: 948-84-8392
Mental Disorders: Undiagnosed
Living Parents: 1
College GPA: 3.8
Organ Donor: Yes
iPhone Model: 16 Pro
Teeth count: 31
Marriott Status: Gold
Favorite color: Green
Favorite Liquor: Tequila
Eye Prescription: OD -2.5, OS -2.25
401k contribution: 9% with 0.5 on 6% match

Internet safety is VERY important. Do NOT talk to strangers on-line! If you need me I'll be watching this in the meantime...